How to make a tissue dance

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!


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Air Dance - a masterpiece by Daniel Wurtzel




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Air dance - a masterpiece by Daniel Wurtzel

Wind, dance, fabric - not everyone can combine these three concepts and create a masterpiece. American artist Daniel Wurtzel succeeded. His unique dancing installations are one of a kind. Wurtzel's works have collected the most beautiful aspects of dance. nine0004

Everything ingenious is simple

The American artist is well-known among New York designers and artists. However, one of his latest creations attracted the attention of not only and not so much lovers of painting as connoisseurs of dance art. In recent years, the artist has devoted all his time to working with aerial installations. Technically, their creation required a minimum investment from Daniel: a few pieces of fabric and a dozen fans. The rest depended on the talent of the person. nine0004

Parallel with dance

When creating these unusual masterpieces, Daniel Wurtzel devoted a lot of time to working with form, color, chiaroscuro. A huge role was played by the air currents emanating from the fans and directing the malleable matter as the artist needed. Being a big fan of ballroom dancing, and in particular the waltz, Daniel wanted to put special emphasis on the smoothness of the movements of the fabric. Watching the video, one gets the impression that a graceful woman is dancing, covering her body with a cloth - the passes of matter are so natural and elegant. nine0004

The simplicity of the idea strikes, truly everything ingenious is simple. The artist, carried away by the smooth movements of the dancers, embodied in fabric and wind a bewitching dance that not every skilled inventor can repeat. The dance of wind and fabric, which the American artist managed to bring to life, will appeal to the most selective spectator. It's better to see it once than hear it a hundred times.

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Dance with Cloths - Choreographic Ensemble Inspiration

Every person remembers the time spent in kindergarten with warmth and awe. Saying goodbye to kindergarten, the child says goodbye to the most carefree and joyful part of his life - childhood. Textbooks and notebooks are replacing games and toys, groups with colorful walls are being replaced by more strict classrooms with school desks. Especially among all the fun "kindergarten" everyday life, children remember the holidays, in which there is always a place for dancing. nine0004

To make the holiday even more interesting and magical, not only kindergarteners, but also invited dance ensembles take part in dance performances.

What dances can be put on holidays in kindergarten?

Among the variety of children's dances, the most popular are the waltz and tango, as well as such dance performances as dance with canvases , performances with pigeons, dance of daughters with fathers, dance with toys and others. Most of them have required attributes. So, for a dance with toys, plush animals are needed, for a performance with doves - paper birds, and in order to prepare a dance with canvases in kindergarten , you need a multi-colored fabric.

The music director starts dance rehearsals a few months before the holiday, as it takes a lot of time to prepare it - it is necessary not only for the kids to learn the dance steps, but also for the music to be well chosen. nine0004

Dance with canvases – how to choose a beautiful setting

This dance is very popular precisely because of its magic and musicality. Without requiring complex dance movements from children, at the same time, children's dances with canvases do not leave any spectator indifferent. This dance will especially please parents, who will certainly be proud of the talents of their children. nine0004

For the performance to be successful, children must perform everything clearly, waving a light chiffon fabric, which with each wave of the hands becomes like a wave or an air dome. Thanks to the manipulations with the fabric, the music director can make a wide variety of productions. By choosing a dance pattern, you can view dance with canvases video .

The most interesting productions created with canvases are:

- “ Call of the blue ” - for the dance you need bright blue canvases that play the role of the sky. Children wave their canvases, depicting heavenly streams, which either rise up or fall down.

- " Dance of autumn leaves " - for the dance you need an airy blue fabric. While the children are dancing with autumn leaves, the teachers wave the canvas over them.

- “ Geese-Swans ” - to make a dance with canvases , you need a blue fabric that will play the role of a wave. With her help, the production becomes even more colorful and fabulous.

- “ Miracles on bends ” - boys in the form of pilots participate in this dance, while four of them, as if creating planes, move in a circle, four in the center, wave the canvas. nine0004

- " Sea and fish " - children play the role of fish, and the teachers wave cloths over them, creating waves. A dance with canvases can be done differently using toy fish.

- " Wishing Rainbow " - multi-colored fabrics, which are alternately waved by children, personify the rainbow after a long rain. Such prom dance with canvases can be made even more colorful by adding different dance moves.

When preparing a graduation dance, you can invite the children's dance group . They will be able to make an interesting performance using acrobatics and a canvas. This is a truly enchanting show that will not leave anyone indifferent.