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Dougie | Know Your Meme
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About
The Dougie is a style of hip hop dance that involves shimmying from side to side and passing one’s hand over or through one’s hair. Since being introduced by Dallas rapper Lil' Wil in his 2007 hit single "My Dougie," the dance has been further popularized with participation from well-known athletes and celebrities.
Origin
The dance takes its name from the American rapper and beatboxer Doug E. Fresh[1], known for this signature move in the 1980s. It was initially popularized in 2007 by Dallas rapper Lil Wil with his hit rap single “My Dougie." In the official music video, Lil Wil and his dancers can be seen swaying back and forth while moving their hands over their heads.
Spread
A few instructional YouTube videos of the Dougie and Yahoo Answer threads[3] were posted in 2007 and 2008, but the trend stayed contained within Lil Wil’s hometown of Dallas, Texas, where the term “dougie” was also used as a synonym for Swag.[2] That May, the first question about the Dougie was asked on Yahoo! Answers.[3] The dance was introduced to a wider mainstream audience when the hip hop group Cali Swag District released the single "Teach Me How to Dougie"[4] on April 12th, 2010, without any credit given to Lil Wil. [17] The song was certified platinum in the United States on January 6th, 2011[5] for more than a million downloads.
As of May 2012, the official music video of "Teach Me How to Dougie" has more than 10.5 million views on YouTube and more than 450,000 shares on Facebook.[6] An official site[23] featuring fan-submitted dance videos was registered in March 2010, but has not been updated since 2011. The song has two fan pages on Facebook, one with 227,166 likes[7] and a second with 39,230 likes[8] as of May 2012.
Notable Examples
The dance itself has more than 40,000 likes on Facebook.[9]Posts about the dance can be found on Tumblr[21] and Twitter[22] with the tag #Dougie. On YouTube, there are more than 77,500 results for Dougie[24] and more than 21,000 results for “how to dougie”[25] as of May 2012.
Athletes
Many American basketball and football[18] players have used the Dougie as a victory dance or sharing YouTube videos of themselves doing the dance, including Washington Wizards player John Wall and Orlando Magic’s Glen “Big Baby” Davis. In August 2010, ESPN[13] and men's humor site The Smoking Jacket[16] reported on the dance becoming a trend amongst sports players, followed by a similar article shared on the Wall Street Journal[14] that November. In December, the Dallas Observer[15] published a compilation article featuring the year’s best Dougie videos.
Celebrities
In April and May 2011, videos of First Lady Michelle Obama[19] and model Kate Upton[20] doing the dance surfaced on YouTube. Pop musicians like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have also incorporated the Dougie into their live performances. Justin Bieber has several Dougie-related Facebook fan pages, each with more than 10,000 likes including They Be Like Justin (what?) Can You Teach Me How To Dougie?[10], Dear Justin Bieber: Can U Teach Me How To Dougie?[11] and Justin Drew Bieber University of Dougie.[12]
Parodies
Aside from instructional videos of the dance, there are a handful of parodies of the Cali Swag District song as well.
Search Interest
Since “Dougie” is also a popular nickname for Doug, there has been consistent queries for the keyword, but the volume of search interest began to pick up in late 2007, which may be attributed to the release of Lil Wil’s “My Dougie.”
External References
[1] Wikipedia – Doug E. Fresh
[2] Urban Dictionary – Dougie
[3] Yahoo! Answers – What is a dougie?
[4] Wikipedia – Teach Me How to Dougie
[5] RIAA Database – Teach Me How To Dougie
[6] Viral Video Chart – Cali Swag District – Teach Me How To Dougie (Official Video). mp4
[7] Facebook – Teach Me How to Dougie
[8] Facebook – Teach Me How to Dougie
[9] Facebook – Dougie
[10] Facebook – They Be Like Justin (what?) Can You Teach Me How To Dougie?
[11] Facebook – Dear Justin Bieber: Can U Teach Me How To Dougie?
[12] Facebook – Justin Drew Bieber University of Dougie
[13] ESPN – 2010 proving to be year of the 'Dougie'
[14] Wall Street Journal – What's the Latest Move in Sports? Doing the 'Dougie'
[15] Dallas Observer – Listomania: The 10 Best Dougie Dance Renditions of 2010
[16] The Smoking Jacket – A Video Tribute to Awkward White People Hittin’ that Dougie
[17] Dallas Observer – Lil Wil To Cali Swag District: "If Y'all Come Around Here, There'll Be Problems." (NSFW)
[18] MMA Weekly – WTF is this stupid ass "Dougie" dance?
[19] NBC Washington – Michelle Obama Does the Dougie
[20] iVillage – WATCH: 'Sports Illustrated' Swimsuit Model Kate Upton Shows Off Her "Dougie" Dance Moves
[21] Tumblr – Posts tagged dougie
[22] Twitter – Search results for dougie
[23]Teach Me How to Dougie
[24] YouTube – Search results for "dougie"
[25] YouTube – Search results for "how to dougie"
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Bionsa - Move Your Body
5, 3, 2011, let's move!
5, 3, 2011, let's move!
Mission 1,
Mission 1,
Let me See You Run,
Let me see how you are,
PUT YOUR KNEES UP in the Sky,
Pow sky,
'Cause we just started, hey!
Because we just started, hey!
Hey!
Hello!
Mission 2,
Mission 2,
This is how we do,
To the left, let's move!
Left, let's move!
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
Mission 3,
Mission 3,
Can you dougie with me?
Can you dougie with me?
Throw your own lil swag on this swizzy beat,
Throw your own lil swag on this swizzy beat,
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
Mission 4,
Mission 4,
IF You're Ready for More,
If you are ready for more,
Jump UP, Jump UP,
Jumping, Jumping,
Lift your feet off the floor,
Get your feet off the floor,
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
I aint worried doing me tonight,
A little sweat aint never hurt nobody,
just stand there on the wall,
Everybody just move your body,
Everybody just move your body,
Move your body [4x]
Don't you move your body?
Everybody,
Everybody,
Won't you move your body?
Don't you move your body?
Hey!
Hello!
Get me bodied,
Get me bodied,
I wanna be myself tonight,
,
I wanna be myself tonight,
I wanna be myself tonight,
0003
I wanna release this tonight
Gonna party, gonna dance, gonna be myself tonight,
Hello!
Mission 5,
Mission 5,
Let's go
Let's go
Time to move your little hips0004
Vamonos, Vamonos,
Vamonos, Vamonos,
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
Mission 6,
Mission 6,
YOUR BACK Real Quick,
Your back is very fast,
Do the Running Man
Make a runner
And Theo Thund this,
And then you turn like that,
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
Mission 7,
Mission 7,
Time to Break Its,
Time to break it,
STEP and Touch to the Danceful Sounds,
steps and come to the dancing sounds
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
Mission 8,
Mission 8,
Snap your fingers, snap your feet,
Snap your fingers, snap your feet,
Just keep up with the track,
Just keep up with the track,
Hey! Hey!
Hello! Hello!
I aint worried doing me tonight,
A little sweat aint never hurt nobody,
just stand there on the wall,
0003
EVERYBODY Just Move Your Body,
All just move your body,
Move Your Body [4x]
Move your body [4x]
EVERYBODY,
WE 't you move your body?
Don't you move your body?
Everybody,
Everybody,
Won't you move your body?
Don't you move your body?
Hey!
Hello!
Get ME BODied,
invite me,
I Wanna Be Myself Tonight,
I want to be myself tonight,
Can you get me Bodied,
Can you bring me the body ,
I wanna be myself tonight,
Wanna move my body,
0003
I wanna let it out tonight,
Gonna party, gonna dance, gonna be myself tonight,
Hey!
Hello!
Fellas on the floor
All my ladies on the floor
All my ladies on the floor
Get me bodied, get ready, to move,
Invite me, get ready to move
Baby all I want is to let it go
Don't worry, oh
We can dance all night,
This means to come closer to me,
While We Dance to the Beat,
while we dance under the rhythm,
Move Your Body,
Move your body,
[2x:]
[2x:]
Now run to the left, to the left,
Now run to the left, to the left,
Now run to the right, to the right, to the right,
Come back to the right, to the right
Come back to the right, to the right
Wave the American flag [4x] ]
Hey!
Hello!
HEY!
HELLO!
Chapter 4.
The Field of Sexuality - Mega TutorialIf you want financial support from a man, then do not join your fingers on the left side, but change your middle finger to the little finger; if you want to get married, change to an anonymous one; if you want a man to want you the same way as the first time, and look at you with new eyes, then change to medium. And the index finger symbolizes power and gives you the opportunity to use the connections of a man and his position.
— It turns out, — Kisa began to think, — that I no longer give them energy, but keep it around me.
“Yes, like a lady with a bunch of little dogs on leashes,” I continued. “Such wonderful energy boosts.
Kisa and I burst out laughing.
Yes, you can imagine, Kobelino treated Aniska and me to dinner, for him this is a feat. You know, I'm starting to believe in your techniques and change my mind about men. As soon as I devoted three days to freeing myself from all ties, energy began to seethe in me again, my eyes sparkled and hope for the prince returned, ”Kisa finished optimistically.
I was sincerely happy for her, because lately all her novels ended very quickly and her strong belief in the "goat" nature of all men threatened to destroy her whole life. It’s good that I didn’t have so many novels and one evening was enough for me to remove all ties. Still thinking about Keith and myself, I began walking around the apartment. When my eyes caught my reflection in the mirror, I stopped dead in my tracks, still wearing the hoop. I carefully took it off and began to look at it: what stones should it have in order for it to regain its former strength?
Chapter 3. Freedom and energy
What kind of stones should it have in order for it to regain its former strength? - I ran into my aunt, who was heading to the dining room, and almost knocked her down, I dumbfounded her with a question. After our conversation about the female energy in the boudoir, after wishing my aunt good night, I went to bed. But in the middle of the night she suddenly sat up on the bed, as if stung. How could I forget to tell my aunt about the hoop and what happened to me in the temple of Aphrodite. I looked forward to the morning to ask the questions that tormented me. And as soon as she heard the voice of Sofya Nikolaevna in the morning, giving orders about breakfast, she threw on a light peignoir and, holding a hoop in her hands, rushed to look for her.
Auntie smiled enigmatically and took from my hands a darkened and slightly wrinkled, but still elegant hoop. Thin curved lines intertwined, creating a bizarre pattern, like frozen stems of roses, but instead of flowers there were holes for precious stones, there were four large holes in diameter, and four small ones between them. But the most striking thing is that thin arcs in the form of branches departed from large holes, connecting in the center and forming a small hole for the ninth stone. The hoop looked more like an unusual crown. Auntie looked with admiration at the beautiful product.
I completely forgot to tell you what happened in Greece. —
And I was about to begin my story when my aunt said calmly:
— I guess what it is!
I looked at Sofya Nikolaevna in amazement.
— And what is it? was all I could say.
- This is a circlet of female power. Legends say that Hephaestus forged it for his wife Aphrodite as a gift of love and admiration for her feminine charms. Four large gems symbolize the four main elements, the four cardinal points, the four manifestations of female energy; four small stones correspond to the four manifestations of male energy - the four main types of men; and the ninth stone at the top is the main symbol of feminine energy. That woman who can collect all the stones, gaining power over men and over herself, will gain power over the world.
— And what, did anyone succeed? - all I could say.
“Aphrodite was the first,” the princess smiled. “But it was easy for her to turn the head of any man. Then this hoop was kept for a long time in the temple of Aphrodite, where the priestesses learned the secret practices of female power. The temple had four chief priestesses who represented the four manifestations of feminine energy. Gathering in the Circle of female power and connecting the four energies together, they wielded colossal power. The rest of the priestesses, having been trained by them, as a test, had to drive a man of a certain clan crazy and get yes from him; small semi-precious stone. When one priestess managed to collect four small stones, having known the men of the four clans, she passed to another stage and had to receive four precious stones as a gift from one man, and the third stage when she received the ninth stone as a gift from a very powerful person. When all nine stones are collected, the hoop has tremendous power. But the one who could collect all nine stones herself had the greatest power.
— What does “knowing” mean, — I decided to clarify. - Will he spend the night with everyone?
Auntie smiled condescendingly and answered with a sad smile:
— Unfortunately, after spending the night with a woman, a man may not even remember her name in the morning. The art is not to spend the night with a man, the art is to, without spending the night with him, to understand his psychology and study his secret desires so much that he will shower you with jewels just for the opportunity to be with you.
- Do you want men to shower you with jewels just for the opportunity to be near you? I stunned Marinka with a question when I called her at the beginning of the summer.
— What, someone doesn't want to? Marina asked surprised.
— Then I'll have to go to school again! I announced. “Theory is theory, but when you are still being given knowledge on the energy and verbal levels, it’s completely different. Mastery can only be learned from a master. Mariska, you are my last hope! Do you know if there are special schools for women in Moscow? I called to Marina. Before that, I methodically called all my girlfriends. Aniska could not help in any way, asking, if I find something, to take her with me. Kisa was generally far from studying, preferring the school of life, rather than theoretical research. And I dialed Marinkin's phone, reasoning that everything should be in Moscow. Marina did not deceive my expectations.
- Mass! A friend told me that when her husband went on a spree at the age of fifty, she was trained at some school. And he immediately forgot all the young mistresses, now he cannot breathe on her and calls her twenty times a day.
— Perspective inspires! Can you recognize the phone?
“All right,” Marinka promised. “Let’s go together, and suddenly we’ll really learn something useful,” and, after thinking, she added: “Before using our crazy energy for peaceful purposes, it would be nice to understand where to get it from.
“A woman can start accumulating energy by removing all connections,” Sofya Nikolaevna said, sitting with me in the courtyard of her mansion and admiring the moon. - Today is the 19th day of the moon, you can remove the thread that connected you with your husband.
— But you haven't taught me how to accumulate energy yet! I objected, having completed the release from the connection.
“Well, let's try it,” chuckled the aunt, and immediately became serious again. But first you need to see if you have it. You can see with your inner eye whether you have energy and how much of it.
Close your eyes, inhale and as you exhale lower your attention to your womb. The darkness is gradually dissipating, and you see the womb of your feminine nature. Look at what trees grow there, what flowers bloom there, smell the smells, hear the sounds, birdsong, and if you don’t like something, if something violates the beauty and harmony of this place, remove it. Remove all unnecessary, all dirt, all rubbish, all traces. Having put things in order, feel light and free, feel how you rise up to light white clouds, and already from a bird's eye view you look at your world, admire it. Maybe you see the most hidden corners, you see something new, maybe you want to change something, add something. Having enjoyed the beauty and harmony of your feminine nature, return to reality and open your eyes.
— Well, what did you see? Aruna asked when I opened my eyes. Of course, her words differed from the words of Sofya Nikolaevna, but the essence has not changed much. I needed to see my womb of feminine nature.
Aruna is a master of women's practices, a massive Buryat with long black hair, who (even sitting) towered over me and inspired awe and awe. In her burgundy robe with strange signs on her chest, she looked more like a shaman than a refined princess, but the depth of her knowledge and colossal inner strength made her literally listen to her every word. (I did make it to Moscow, and together with Marinka, during the breaks between business modules, we decided to join the ancient knowledge in a modern interpretation.)
— It was very beautiful — a field of daisies! True, there were some burnt stumps, but I removed them.
— Good girl, but have you seen the water?
“No water, you didn't say anything about water,” I was surprised.
— Yes, I'm not specifically talking about water. Water symbolizes feminine energy. If a woman has this energy, then she sees water - for someone it is a stream, for someone it is the sea. No wonder a man says about a woman filled with energy: "I crave her." But if it is exhausted, then it cannot appear without its source. Therefore, you need to search.
Close your eyes, inhale, and as you exhale, return to your womb of feminine nature. Look around, you came here to look for your source, maybe you will see it in the thickets of grass, maybe, like an ancient woman, you will call for rain, or maybe you will have to dig and find an underground source. The main thing is to find.
I listened to Aruna's words without hearing, and saw a beautiful waterfall, bathed in its pure jets, enjoyed the touch of water droplets on my skin. It seemed to me that the droplets penetrate into every cell of my body, dissolving and taking away all failures, resentments, fears. It seemed to me that I dissolved and became droplets of water, which picks me up and carries a stream rushing to the sea. And now I am already swinging on the sea waves and I feel how the stream, turning into a funnel, takes me to the bottom.
- You sink to the bottom and see a beautiful shell. You swim up to this shell and open it. Auntie's voice led. When, after the first meditation, my aunt found out that I had not seen the water, she asked me to close my eyes again and see the sea. But at the same time, sometimes I first saw something and only then heard my aunt's words. Before my aunt said about the sink, I had already swum up to it and opened it, and only then did I hear my aunt say:
- Inside her is a beautiful shimmering pearl of your feminine attraction. You take this pearl and put it in your uterus and feel how it fills you with its shimmer, making you attractive. And, filled, you rush to the surface, towards the sun, and, like the ancient goddess of love Aphrodite, you are born again from the sea foam. But this is a new woman being born, able to be calm, like a calm sea, and playful, like an oncoming surf, able to be powerful and sweep away everything in its path, like a tsunami wave, and be soft and lulling. Knowing how to be different, but always remaining herself. And this woman goes to the seashore, ready to give and fill. The pearl is a symbol of female energy, and the funnel is the original structure of female energy.
I opened my eyes and looked at my aunt, still in the grip of the enchanting picture and the feeling of my own rebirth.
— Honey, what color was your pearl? my aunt asked me.
“Black,” I answered, as if in reality I saw a beautiful iridescent black pearl with a bluish tint.
— Now you know which ninth stone you should receive as a gift.
- The ninth stone?
- Yes, the crowning stone on your hoop is a symbol of female energy - a pearl, and a funnel is the original structure of female energy.
— Remember, I said that a woman can take energy from the world? You raise your hands to the sky, and your feet are on the ground, your feet are parallel to each other. You feel how a dense dark and viscous flow of Earth energy enters your feet and rises along your legs to the uterus, and from above a transparent light flow of Air energy enters your palms and also rushes into the uterus in two thin streams. Connecting in the uterus, the energy begins to unfold from its center upward in a spiral, and gradually it captures your entire body, unwinding to the very tips of your fingers. You feel how your energy connects with the energy of all the women of the world, those who live now, those who lived before us, and those who will live after. You feel that your funnel of energy is getting stronger and stronger. And, having gained new strength, you return your funnel to yourself, turn it into a point in the uterus and thank the space. If you expand your funnel, then after that it must be closed, such is the ethics of space, otherwise chaos will come - there will be no creativity and love. As you understand, the uterus is the place of your feminine strength, it must be filled. Do this practice for a few days and then we'll move on.
— Can't you wave a magic wand so that I'm already full of energy? I turned to my aunt with some hope.
“Sometimes it’s worth devoting a few days to yourself, so that later they devote their whole life to you,” Sofya Nikolaevna answered calmly and, as if by the way, remarked: “It’s good that Mark will be gone for two months and you will have time to take care of yourself . ..
Kisa and I decided to go to Tunisia and take care of ourselves. Returning from Moscow, I immediately told Aniska and Kise about the classes at the Academy of Private Life. Aniska had a fixed-term contract, and Kisa supported me and said that such things should be done at sea and in warmth, and not in gray and cold June Petersburg. A week later we flew to Tunisia.
The first three days we just lay on the beach and swam in the sea, gradually recovering from the frantic pace of work. But then they looked around and saw that they were surrounded by a mass of handsome men.
“Let's train,” we thought, and decided to mark the beginning of a new life with a shopping outing.
In one of the shops, a beautiful necklace made of black diamonds and white gold caught my attention. Made in oriental style, it seemed to be brought from a harem. I asked the seller to show me this necklace.
"I'll help you put it on," I heard a low male voice speaking good English, and felt the salesman carefully lift my hair and fasten the necklace around my neck. I went to the mirror, but I looked not at the necklace, but at the seller. He was good - a thin nose, dark brown eyes, two dimples, strong hands, a white-toothed smile and full sensual lips.
"Great-grandmother's influence - I began to like oriental men," I thought. I literally felt the animal male power emanating from him with every cell. The necklace looked luxurious, but cost incredible money. I regretfully allowed it to be removed, once again feeling the touch of hot hands.
Are we going? Kisa asked me.
“Yes, now,” I replied reluctantly, still mesmerized and mesmerized by the salesperson.
— I can offer you tea, — said the seller, obviously not wanting to let us go and speaking in such a voice as if offering himself, not tea.
“Yes,” I agreed without hesitation.
“You're crazy,” Aniska hissed. He has thousands of people like you!
— We decided to train! I calmly told her.
- My name is Walid, the seller introduced himself. - And you?
- Kitty and Lara!
Would you like to go to the disco with me today. I will pick you up at 10 pm at the hotel, we will go smoke hookah, drink coffee, I will treat you to our local sweets, and then we will go to the disco! - without doubting our consent, Walid painted our evening.
- Without me, they married me! Kisa laughed. “But everything is more fun than sitting in a hotel among married couples!”
“Good,” I replied.
— Then at ten o'clock I'll be waiting for you with my friend in the lobby.
"We're crazy," Kitty said as we walked away from the store. - And why do we need it?
— As part of the study of other cultures, — I shrugged
— Now this is called cultural exchange! Kisa quipped.
And then we felt that someone called us and saw Walid catching up with us.
He had a rose in his hands.
— This is for you, — he said and handed me a rose and, once again reminding about the meeting, disappeared.
— Oh, this is serious! Feels professional! Kisa commented.
- Kitty, don't be mean! I asked conciliatoryly. Still, the rose has always symbolized passion!
- The rose has always symbolized passion. Auntie returned from the flower shop with a huge bunch of burgundy roses.
I was sitting and reading a book. Auntie gave me a pile of French novels and gave me the task - when reading, pay attention not to the plot, but to the strategy of building relationships. Immersed in reading, I didn't catch what she said.
— Auntie, what are you talking about? I asked, looking up from my book.
— About the place of your feminine strength, about your inner flower — your womb. Put down the book and let's go to the garden.
I liked my aunt's winter garden: a lot of greenery, a huge picture on the wall - a red poppy with four outstretched petals. I kept asking my aunt if the picture had any special meaning, but she only laughed it off, saying that everything has its time.
In the garden, the aunt placed the roses in a floor vase and moved it to the center of the room. Auntie laid out embroidered oriental pillows around, and our austere oasis turned into one of the rooms of the harem. Sitting comfortably on the pillows, my aunt began to admire the roses, I followed her example and felt like an odalisque. Flowers fascinate with freshness and fragrance.
Beautiful flowers, my aunt said and turned to me. - Well, let's look at your inner flower?
My inner flower?
— Yes, the place of your female power is your vagina and the “G” dot! The walls of the vagina - like four petals bloom upper and lower, right and left.
I automatically glanced at the poppy painting. Auntie caught my eye and nodded:
— Yes, now you know the secret meaning of this painting. This is our beautiful nature! Close your eyes and see with your inner eye what color your petals are - upper, lower right, right.
“Blue,” I said in surprise, opening my eyes. Why?
— Yes, I was too carried away by reading. You need to think less and feel more,” answered the aunt. - White symbolizes innocence, pink - the need for care, red - the readiness for passion, and blue and purple - hard mental work.
— Auntie, — I was indignant, — you won't please you, you yourself told me to read.
- Yes! She ordered, - the aunt easily agreed, - but you don’t want to be a blue stocking, do you?
- Blue stocking? I gasped. - That's where this expression came from!
"I won't say," answered Sofya Nikolaevna. But it looks like you're right.
“Now look at the roses again and choose the one you like best,” asked the aunt.
Still not understanding what my aunt was leading to, I chose a dense bud from the bouquet.
Your rose has not yet blossomed. You are still closed to the world and to men! Take a rose and inhale its aroma, fill it with it, fill your mother with this smell. Now touch your womb with a rose.
“Aunty, I'm shy,” I refused, embarrassed.
— Okay, then I'll leave, and you stay alone with yourself and your flower and try to touch your nature with a rose. Imagine that you gently run a flower along the top petal and it fills with color, you gently run a rose along the left petal, and it also becomes colored, you touch the right petal with a flower, and it also becomes colored, you touch the bottom petal, and it takes on color.
After giving instructions, the aunt disappeared. I twisted the rose in my hands and, making sure that there really was no one around, I closed my eyes and touched the rose to my body.
I felt the touch of the rose on my body and, opening my eyes, I saw the dark head of Walid, bending over me and gently passing the rose from the very bottom to my lips. I lay on sheets strewn with rose petals and enjoyed passionate kisses. This was our third meeting.
Summer novels are developing rapidly! Kitty disappeared on the first night with Walid's friend "to take a moon tan" on the beach and returned terribly pleased.
— How was the cultural exchange? I asked at breakfast.
- He kissed every toe and whispered a bunch of nice words in English, German and Russian, modestly looking down, shared Kisa. — Rich cultural traditions! she summed up. - And you?
— I decided to prolong the pleasure and, after a nice goodbye, I went to bed right after the disco. Although I wanted to stay! I answered.
— And where are we going today? Kisa asked.
- I think not to the opera! I joked.
- Okay, let's see, they promised to call at 10, maybe they will serenades themselves! Kisa dreamed.
The second evening we really listened to Arabic songs performed by a local star. I still held the defense and looked with envy at the sleepy, but luminous Kitty. Healthy sex worked wonders. And why is it considered that a man uses a woman? In this case, sex was included in the summer vacation package - as an element of a healthy lifestyle. The main thing is not to take everything too seriously, which is what Kisa did: she simply used Besem (that was the name of Walid's friend) as a living sex machine. And everyone got it! I even envied, because I myself couldn’t, I couldn’t have sex without getting emotionally involved. Walid showered me with small gifts - a silver bracelet, some funny pendants, ceramic skulls and questions "when?".
On the third evening, when I was going to the disco, I decided to study the Arab traditions of love more deeply! Oriental disco ignited the blood, and the dance was more like making love than just movement. The disco serves as a kind of compatibility test, I thought, looking at the dancing couples. It immediately became clear who was suitable for each other and who was not. Those who caught the common wave moved synchronously and seemed to merge in a single rhythm. Those who could not adapt to each other in any way diverged, apparently, feeling that they would not suit each other in sex either.
We fit (at least in the dance) perfectly. Tired, I sat down to catch my breath and drink water, Walid sat down next to me and jokingly asked the usual question: “When?” And I jokingly replied: "Today. " A flower seller passing by was immediately stopped and Walid whispered something in his ear. A few minutes later the florist appeared with a huge package.
- What is it? I asked, intrigued. Walid smiled and whispered, "Let's dance!" We stood up and joined in the general dance. And then I felt that I was showered with rose petals! The feeling was indescribable!
— I left another night with you! Come on, I want to see you naked, lying on roses!
I blushed and thought: it's good that few people here understand English. And dutifully followed him. Walid carried me to the bed and, along with kisses, showered me with rose petals. Melting under his hot hands, I stopped reproaching myself for accessibility and simply surrendered to pleasure. All the men who were in the past seemed insipid and primitive. The Arabian temperament struck and stunned, and I understood the expression: "He opened the woman in her - opened her inner flower."
- Opened your inner flower? asked the aunt when she returned half an hour later.
I was still lying on the pillows, immersed in inner sensations.
“I honestly tried,” I replied.
— Judging by your sparkling eyes, you succeeded! It's a pity when a woman is waiting for a man to wake her up and open her up. She herself will perfectly be able to discover the abyss of passion in herself. And you can open your flower to your desires, or you can “close it in front of trouble,” continued the aunt.
- How to open?
— Imagine how: your petals are directed to the object of your desire or the image of the desired event; and together with your exhalation, they lengthen and extend beyond your body, while holding your breath, they capture the picture of the desired event and, while inhaling, are drawn back into the uterus. What would you like to please yourself today?
— Let's start with something simple — cakes, — I decided and, imagining the freshest eclairs with chocolate, opened the petals and pulled my flower back. “I think it looks like a carnivorous flower that catches insects in this way!” I remembered.
- A true woman is always a bit of a predator! - Not in the least afraid of such a comparison, the aunt agreed. - The whole difficulty is to choose the right victim and wait for her, and not waste time and energy on trifles. Let's go back to our flower. You can also close your space before troubles or unwanted events! You imagine a picture of an undesirable event, you draw out the petals in the same way, but you don’t grab what you don’t need, but close the petals in a bud in front of this picture and pull your bud back.
“Yes, indeed a place of female power,” I agreed.
“Now that you are aware of yourself, you can start accumulating energy so that your flower is always fresh,” the aunt remarked and continued: “You breathe in through a point in the center of your forehead (the center of intuition) and at the same time contract and tighten the muscles of the vagina . While holding your breath, you pass energy through the spine into the uterus, filling it, and as you exhale, you allow the energy to rise up in a wave, to your center of intuition, then you take the next breath. You do 20 such cycles. The stronger your muscles, the more energy you can gain and not lose it. I will teach you special exercises for the muscles that you will do in the morning and in the evening.
Chapter 4. The field of sexuality
— You will need to do these exercises in the morning and evening. For thousands of years, women have been making them to enhance their sexual energy. In ancient times, mothers began to teach their daughters when they were eight years old. Strong muscles helped to give birth and, most importantly, to give unimaginable pleasure to a man and himself. But at the same time, a woman could not let a man into herself if she did not want to. Feeling the power of such women, men began to fear them and anathematized sexuality and everything that was connected with intimate muscles.
The tradition was kept and passed down only in women's temples scattered all over the world. And ordinary women could not keep the knowledge, and gradually female power turned into a legend,” said Zhenechka, a teacher of sexual practices at the Academy of Private Life.
Returning from Tunisia, satisfied and rested, Kisa and I rushed to Moscow on the very first weekend to finish our studies. And already on the second day we felt that our ideas about ourselves, and about men, and about the world were only beginning to approach reality. But we were especially delighted with the simulator (as it was affectionately called at the academy) for intimate muscles.
Having twisted it in his hands and marveled at the simplicity and elegance of the engineering solution (it was created by V. Muranivsky, who once in his youth spent the night with a woman with trained "muscles" and was so amazed that he spent his whole life looking for the same and, not finding, created this device to the delight of everyone else), I started training. Fortunately, they took only 5 minutes in the morning and in the evening. After two weeks, I felt that the reaction of the surrounding men to me began to change. Their special views comforted my pride, and I felt yourself desirable and irresistible. 0004
I finally feel wanted. True, this took a month of daily muscle training practices. Every morning I sat on my heels, straightened my back and, slightly tilting my head forward, closed my eyes. On inspiration, I squeezed the muscles and held, counting to myself, and only then exhaled and completely relaxed. At first I could withstand only one second, then two, then three, and so gradually reached 10 seconds. Auntie warned that it is important not to overdo it and not practice for more than 10 minutes: 10 times slow, 10 times fast, 10 times slow, 10 times fast, 10 times slow, 10 times fast. It seemed to me that 100 contractions at a time was an unattainable result, but Sofya Nikolaevna reassured me, promising that in two or three weeks even 300 contractions a day would be easy for me.
At the same time, I studied various rituals, sensual massage, so the time flew by. The meeting on the ship turned into a distant dream, and I really wanted it to finally become a reality. In the meantime, I enjoyed the greedy glances of other men.
— Darling, it's time to leave the house and walk along the Nevsky, my aunt said one day. - And please, look at the men, do not lower your eyes. Men see only those who notice them and who are surrounded by a field of attraction. The main thing is to get sincere pleasure from the effect produced!
I really enjoyed the effect! Cars stopped as soon as I stepped outside. What does it have to do with what kind of cars - BMW, Porsche, Mercedes! If earlier it took time and was very problematic to catch a car in Moscow, now, as if by magic, they all rushed to where I appeared. The men were happy to take me where I wanted and offended if I offered money.
Of course, before going outside, I had to open my flower and wrap myself in an exciting field of sexuality (as you inhale, squeeze your muscles and, as you exhale, open the petals in the area of the uterus, in the area about four fingers below the navel, doing this until you feel pleasant warmth in the lower abdomen).