How to do the bartman dance

Do the Bartman (The Simpsons) –[Multimedia-English videos]

This is Bart's biggest musical success. As far as I know, his biggest and only one.

The Simpsons

-...
- Boring!

- Come on, man! I can't wait. I love an audience.
- Ugh. I'm hurting, Bart.
- Bart! Don't worry, Bart. I'll tell your parents you took part.

- Now, a group that needs no introduction: Your children.

- Mum, Homer, Mum, Homer.
- Where's Bart?
- I dunno.

- Keep going, keep going.

Yo, hey what's happening dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow

Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name, Simpson, first name, Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance, real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you

So, move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin', mom was, too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew

Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove

Move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man
Move your butt to the side as you can, can
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman, do the Bartman

Do the Bartman, everybody, back and forth, from side to side
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman
Now, here's a dance beat that you can't deny

Turn it down will you stop that infernal racket?

Do the Bartman

Oh my ears, Lisa, put that saxophone away
You can't touch this, I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it
You can't prove anything

Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay

I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song
Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman

Everybody, if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Move your butt to the side, as you can, can
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman, do the Bartman

Do the Bartman
Everybody, back and forth from side to side
Do the Bartman, do the Bartman
She can do it, he can do it, so can I

If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction

I'm a Bartman

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man
Move your butt to the side, as you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Move you body, if you got the notion
Skake your body to the rock like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now

If you've got your groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music
Eat your heart out, Michael
You just might start a chain reaction

Oh, wow, man

The Simpsons – Do The Bartman (1991, CD)

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1	Do The Bartman (7" House Mix / Edit) Remix – Bryan Loren Remix – Bryan Loren	3:54
2	Do The Bartman (LP Edit)	3:59
3	Do The Bartman (Bad Bart House Mix) Remix – Bryan Loren Remix – Bryan Loren	4:49
4	Do The Bartman (A Cappella)	3:44

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Copyright © – The David Geffen Company
Copyright © – Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
Manufactured By – Record Service Alsdorf
Produced For – Left Handed Productions
Published By – ATV Music
Published By – Sorcerous Labyrinth

Engineer – Bryan Loren, Richard Cottrell
Producer [Uncredited] – Michael Jackson (tracks: 1 to 3)
Producer, Mixed By, Written-By – Bryan Loren
Written-By [Uncredited] – Michael Jackson

Produced and Mixed for Left Handed Productions

Original version from the album "The Simpsons Sing The Blues"

℗ 1990 The David Geffen Company
© 1991 The David Geffen Company
The copyright in this sound recording and artwork is owned by the David Geffen Company

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Recently Edited	Do The Bartman (12", 45 RPM)	Geffen Records, Geffen Records, Geffen Records	7599-21629-0, GEF 87 T, GEF87T	Europe	1990
Recently Edited	Do The Bartman (CD, Maxi-Single, Promo, Stereo)	Geffen Records	PRO-CD-4170	US	1990
	Do The Bartman (12", Promo)	Geffen Records	PRO-A-4179	US	1990
Recently Edited	Do The Bartman (7", Picture Disc, Shape, Limited Edition)	Geffen Records	GEF 87P	UK	1990
	Do The Bartman (12")	Geffen Records	GEF 21629 (3A)	Spain	1990

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Lyrics MiyaGi - Rumba will dance today translation, lyrics, video, clip Let's dance Rumba today!

Let's dance Rumba today!
Let's dance Rumba today!
Let's dance Rumba today!

I'm like a whirlpool of words, and I'll hit the notes exactly with ambition.
Pali bastard, my style is homeless and strong like Pikachu!
To the will of wild thoughts escaped, MiyaGi trained MC in everything!
The tightrope walker fell and broke his forehead, like: stupidly stupid was a donkey.

I am not an unbeliever Thomas. For rap, man, outgrow the pimples!
Whiskey on the hood, stafa mountains. Take your ass and bring it here.
Do not speak for an erudite, move your convolutions yourself, and if you have to comprehend yourself.
It would be a redneck killed, but without * blan you will not reach the heights!

Chorus:
Here is a staff, a pack, biks, parties, whiskey, cars and bits.
It's so hot here that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.
The hands of the bartender are tricksters! The hands of the bartender are tricksters!
It's so hot here that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.

We'll dance Rumba today, the sun at sunset has stirred up horror.
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On the head of the kepar and along the Neva in a hit, Peter's niggas at the ready, we're driving.
Roule roule... From the hap of a fierce hair on end.
Roule roule... The first tracks, the first stripes.

House under the auspices of Niger the upper bottom, call the bitches and watch the madhouse.
Pour the whiskey into the tank and heat up the staff, that's such a hip hop. Home is a paradigm.
Bond or Hitchcock, bong or King Kong. Gong-gong or out of town, by the river table.
In a word: there is plenty of rap in me obscenely!

The black sun of hip hap, I gave the muse a paw,
And I write with squiggles, I stir up books.
I'll show you the hat, but there won't be a rabbit in it.
Health Staransky bros on "Kalash".

Staff, pack, biks, parties, whiskey, cars and beats are here.
It's so hot here that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.
The hands of the bartender are tricksters! The hands of the bartender are tricksters!
It's so hot here that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.

Staff, pack, biks, parties, whiskey, cars and beats are here.
And it's so hot that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.
The hands of the bartender are tricksters! Tricksters!
It's so hot that the attic smokes, and the bartender's hands are tricksters.

Beauty... Rumba dance will be today!
Rumba dance will be today!
Rumba dance will be today!
Rumba dance will be today!

It was like a whirlpool of words, and even the notes nastuchit ambition.
Pali scum, my style homeless and strong though Pikachu!
In the wild thoughts will burst, Miyagi MC dragged around!
Tightrope walker fell down and broke his forehead, like, stupid fool was an ass.

I'm not doubting Thomas. For rap, man, grow pimples!
On the hood of whiskey, Stafa mountains. Take your ass and drag here.
Do not speak for the scholar, Brain Bashers itself, and if you have to comprehend itself.
It would have been slaughtered cattle, but no * Blanc you will not reach heights!

Chorus:
There Staf, pack, Bix, tusy, whiskey, cars and bits.
It's hot, so that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.
Hands bartender - acrobats! Hands bartender - acrobats!
It's hot, so that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.

We will Rumba dance today, the sun at sunset namutili horror.
On the beach MiyaGi, viva la noche, sharpened katana style of Vesuvius!
Here's how to hack CROS bullet ACAT paradigm tower, * Ole.
Would give the tambourine to anyone who would dare to talk ... Well, like: Miyagi does not chop.

I Ip-man, you got involved, man. As Scooby do not run, man
On Qeparo head and along the Neva River in shock, Peter niggaz at the ready, rulim.
Roule roule ... From seize fierce erect hair.
Roule roule ... The first track, the first strip.

House under the auspices of the Niger upside down, bitches call me so watch the loony bin.
Whiskey pour into the tank and heat Staf, here is a hip hop. House - paradigm.
Bond or Hitchcock, bong or King Kong. Gong-gong or is out of town, at the table of the river.
Word: rap in me enough to indecency!

Black Sun hip Hapal, muse gave me on his paw,
And writing squiggles, books stir.
I'll show you a hat, but it will not be a rabbit.
Health Staranskim fraternization on the " Kalash ".

There Staf, pack, Bix, tusy, whiskey, cars and bits.
It's hot, so that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.
Hands bartender - acrobats! Hands bartender - acrobats!
It's hot, so that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.

There Staf, pack, Bix, tusy, whiskey, cars and bits.
And so hot that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.
Hands bartender - acrobats! Tryukachi!
It's hot, so that smokes the attic, and the bartender hands - acrobats.

Beauty...

We dance on the tables ▸ Amur.Life

Amur.life visited the most democratic institution in Blagoveshchensk - Harat's Irish Pub

Everything is different here, not like everywhere else. There are no waiters here, the bartender is the main character, the guests do not retire to the booths, but have fun all together. Dancing on the tables becomes the apogee of fun. This is Harat's, the world famous chain of Irish pubs.

Actually, the bartender isn't just here to pour you a drink. You can talk heart to heart with him, cry in a vest, discuss world events, complain about your mother-in-law or scold the authorities (underline as necessary).

“We have a very strict selection of bartenders,” Alexander Puzikov, owner of Harat’s Irish Pub in Blagoveshchensk, tells Amur.life. - Our bartenders are not like in many establishments "bartender-pour": poured, gave, goodbye. No, our bartender is a king and a god. This is a psychologist, and a waiter, and a manager. He must understand and see the guest through and through. People come here, among other things, to chat with the bartenders. No wonder we have such a long bar here.”

“We will definitely welcome anyone who comes in,” says bartender Artem Popov. – This is where it all starts. Of course, there are difficult guests who need a special approach. The main feature, in my opinion, that a bartender should have is sociability.

Two and a half years ago, the Irish pub Harat's opened in Blagoveshchensk. He entered the network of 70 Harat's pubs, which operate in many cities of Russia, as well as in China and Croatia.

“I never thought I would be in the food service business. I can't cook, I don't like to cook. But at the same time, when I traveled, I always liked to visit such pubs, - Alexander Puzikov recalls. – It turned out like this: friends from Irkutsk arrived, and the first Harat’s opened not in Moscow, which is surprising, but in Irkutsk. And they ask: "Do you have such an institution"? I answer: "No." "Strange, even Khabarovsk has it," they say.

The word "even" surprised me, stuck in my head. They tell me, they say, you need to go and talk with the guys who are developing this business. And when I first got to Harat's, I, frankly, "sat down": I realized that it was very cool. Yes, it was immediately unusual that there were no waiters. I, a typical Annunciator, never sat on the "barges", but preferred to retire with friends at comfortable tables. And then we sit down, and the bartenders themselves lead to a conversation, and we begin to chat. It was also a surprise for me. And I decided - I have to do it. I met with representatives of the company that owns the Harat’s franchise and quickly got the rights to this wonderful franchise.”

It took a lot of time, according to Alexander, to find a suitable room. “We just got to the time when there was a misunderstanding of what would happen next with the anti-alcohol law, what restrictions would be for entrepreneurs. There were a lot of premises in the city, but we were looking for something that would not be close to anything like schools, hospitals, playgrounds, residential buildings. And we managed to find a separate building. When we came here, settled down, I finally exhaled,” says the owner of Blagoveshchensk Harat’s.

Harat's Irish Pub is an atmospheric establishment with its own unique philosophy. "On the way home" is the slogan of the network. The pub is distinguished by a homely democratic atmosphere, friendly communication and freedom for guests. And also the entourage of a real Irish pub. This is a piece of Europe on the border of Russia and China.

“You won't find an atmosphere like Harat's in Blagoveshchensk anywhere else. It is very important that there is open space. All in sight. Some say: behold, you are crowded. So this is the focus! We set up the tables that way. When you squeeze through this tightness, you willy-nilly get acquainted, acquire friends. We even have cases when people got acquainted and then got married, ”Alexander smiles.

During the time that the pub has been operating in Blagoveshchensk, the audience in the institution has changed significantly. “At first we wanted to see moneybags here,” recalls Alexander Puzikov. But then I realized that they have nothing to do here. We are too democratic. At the same time, I often observe guys who are quite well-known in the city and the region, including those from the "green" and "white" houses. At first, green youth came to visit us. But gradually, all this youth, here the crisis also affected, moved into the format of the so-called party at the hut. And we still have people with a normal income. Our food prices are average. But as for our drinks, yes, they are not the same as everywhere else. All this is not produced in Russia, we bring them from Europe. That is why it may seem to the layman that we are expensive. However, the average check still does not differ much in general from the average in the city.”

The restaurant's menu is concise - meat, fish, salads. “There is a stereotype that we can have a snack, but we can’t eat. This is not true. Our regular guests constantly say that the most delicious knuckle in Blagoveshchensk is here - at Harat's. But we are not proud of one rudder. We regularly, together with our colleagues from other Harat’s, work on cuisine dishes and take from each other exactly proven positions that the guests of the institution really liked. We are proud that we do not have an inflated list of dishes, but all the most popular. This means that our products are always fresh, they just don’t get stale,” explains the owner of the pub.

According to the observations of the staff, most of the visitors to the institution are the beautiful half. It happens that 90% of the hall is occupied by girls. “What is a girl? - Alexander argues, - this is a figurine at the box office. But no offense to the girls - and they also know how to relax properly, including the right way for our cashier. But then you begin to understand that where there are girls, there are also men. I always thought the pub was a masculine theme. But we were recently given statistics on attendance at Harat’s in the country, and it turned out that everywhere women make up more than half of the visitors to the pub!”

Bartenders even have such a trick - to give a free cocktail to a visitor in exchange for a piece of underwear. On the ropes stretched over the bar, you can count a dozen bras.

“On Fridays and Saturdays we have 100-120% capacity of the hall. But still, no one will ever say that he is satisfied with the number of customers, continues the owner of Blagoveshchensk Harat’s. – To further attract visitors, we invite local rock bands. Mostly a cover. But, you know, we have few of them left, and, unfortunately, some of them began to star. Like, we won’t play it, then we won’t, but in Harat’s everything is strict with the format. Therefore, once a month we invite children from other regions. And in the plans - to bring the leaders of famous rock bands.

In addition, on Sundays, light acoustic music performed by the same guys, but in a narrower composition, sounds in our pub. Between ourselves, we quietly call this "Sunday - relax day." On this day, you can come with your soulmate and talk calmly, exhale from the past hot weekend, or get together with a warm friendly company.