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The Ballad of Gay Tony" - Gambling

Homosexuality is not perversion. Perversion is field hockey and ice ballet!

Faina Ranevskaya

Liberty City appeared to Niko Bellic as inhospitable and a metropolis full of dangers. Day and night, he prowled through the worst holes of the "city happiness, ”trying to help his brother and finally get on his feet.

Johnny Klebitz's hometown always seemed more or less safe. In any case, for him, because in any dispute he always was guided by two arguments - a bat and a sawn-off shotgun. However, the leader "Lost" in the quagmire of the drug business, wars for territory and nightmares also had to not sweet.

And only Tony Prince this hellish place seemed like Eden. A native of the slums, he quickly achieved fame and respect, became a living synonym for words "success" and got rich. He made a bet on nightclubs in time and did not miscalculated - in the eighties there were not so many of them, the client went in a jamb. But Tony bet not only on the beau monde and golden youth, but also on those who delicately called sexual minorities. His second establishment was open specifically for homosexuals, and now it paid off in full. Mr. Prince knew firsthand what was the point in this difficult matter.

Years passed, the sexual revolution passed, entertainment became more personal freedoms too. All doors opened for same-sex couples, there was no longer any need to hide under the roof of the Hercules club. success gradually turned into infamous glory, and Tony continued to conduct business, as if in the yard still standing in the eighties. Deep in debt to the Italian mafia and cocaine frenzy, Prince began to lose his grip, and his reputation decreased directly in proportion to the bank account. Collaboration seemed to be the only way out. with a reliable partner. The one you could rely on in any situation, and if necessary, push all the accusations against him and send wash floors for creditors.

And so did Blue Tony make a Hispanic with criminal past and present - Luis Lopez.

At the crossroads of two roads

Initially, he was only required to serve as a bouncer and resolve various conflicts. Murder, torture, blackmail, threats, kidnappings - it all became the work of Lopez. In return, he received a share from enterprises, status partner, untouchability of the police and mocking attitude of the majority crime bosses. All and sundry taunted about their "friendship" with Prince. Bad jokes soon became the standard greeting, but Lopez endured.

At the age of seventeen he went to jail. Difficult child, dysfunctional family, single mother, street mates, "brilliant" idea getting rich quickly and almost safely is a well-known story. After serving a couple of years Lopez matured, matured and did not burn with a special desire until the end of his life to deal in arms and drugs and to carry out raids. childhood friends the initiative was not divided and returned to a stable income, and Lopez went in search of happiness in Algonquin - the heart of Liberty City, the district of the rich. Illusions he I didn’t feed, but I had to somehow survive and help my mother. And money from underground fights were no longer enough, and injuries periodically reminded of themselves.

It was then, at a crossroads, that Louis met Tony Prince. The promised money turned their heads, but the dirty work and de facto status did not as much a friend as a "six" - we somehow managed to come to terms with this.

However, over time, the couple really became friends. Hysterical Tony, who in his life did not hold a weapon in his hands and exclaimed for no reason: "We're all going to die!" - and the cold-blooded thug Louis, with a great sense of humor and the inclinations of a maniac - a strange duet. Constant squabbles and quarrels, Prince's enduring maximalism and Louis' keen desire to punch him in the jaw for thoughtless actions - what could be the best start to continue crime saga and the answer to the question: “Where did the damn diamonds go?!”

Chasing glass

And they, in general, did not disappear anywhere, they hung out under the nose of some swindlers, then others. "Lost", having missed the stones, but having grabbed two million, they left the game, but Niko and his comrades remained, and Tony with Louis, by hook or by crook, they took up the return of their property. If only they knew that the cook from the rusty dish, who decided to throw off the diamonds, also did not their original owner...

But no, the companions didn't even know about the existence of Ray Bulgarin, and he never thought that he would send his guys to fight the odious a couple. As in The Lost and Damned, the writers saved the characters from unnecessary information about each other. It is unlikely that Lopez would have passed the gems Niko in exchange for the life of an old acquaintance, knowing what exactly the Serb took before his eyes bank. Yes, and Bellich would have killed Louis, having properly examined his physiognomy in museum window.

Fortunately, observation was not enough. On the other hand, we will see the Museum Price mission for the third time, and on a larger scale. Remember how Niko escaping in a car and Johnny Klebitz on the right bike? Lopez outdid them both of them, sitting at the helm of a golden helicopter (no kidding, made of pure gold!) and reminding the cops that the blood of the entire Lafayette squadron flows in his veins.

A very discreet, I must say, escape - on a shining turntable. But this is not a whim of Louis, but of his friend Yusuf Amir - extremely eccentric Arab billionaire. He loves everything gold, dances to the song Arab Money, takes girls home, talks about his countless treasures and how he, poor fellow, in the Emirates for two weeks he came to his senses after a tense business meeting in the room with prostitutes. Yes, hard worker.

Going to build the tallest skyscraper in Liberty City, he simultaneously tries to appease his father with a stolen combat helicopter, replenish collection of cars with a special forces tank and decorate the hall of the future building with a real electric train car. Of course, he does not intend to pay for any of this, so that Lopez unwittingly enrolls in extreme hijackers. Indeed, in exchange for a strong friendly shoulder, but he will find out about this at the end of his torment.

And before that, we will have to suffer, because management helicopter in GTA IV is equivalent to the death penalty by hanging, burning and quartering at the same time. And the mission with undermining the yachts painfully resembles task with a toy helicopter at the Vice City construction site. And although everything the rest of the flights will go smoothly, you will remember this one for a long time, we promise.

World of Opportunities

Don't worry, you don't have to start over every time you have to - the checkpoint system will take care of your nerves, and the point "Assignments" in the phone menu will allow you to replay everything from scratch in order to pass standards: meet a certain time, shoot through the heads of so many opponents, land on the roof of a departing truck, and the like.

In general, Luis Lopez has a lot more options than Johnny and Niko combined. If they plowed for the benefit of their families, then Hispanic only helps mother and childhood friends a couple of times, all spending the rest of the time in the company of the Russian and Italian mafia. Then on a large scale a shootout in a closed parking lot will shake, then in an office building on a parachute flies in, then beat the traitor with golf balls ...

And this is only the beginning. Regular underground fights without rules, base jumping, riding a golden Rolls-Royce, shooting a golden same SMG, racing boats and cars, the war for influence in the drug market, management of Tony's clubs - Luis has a hell of a a lot of work! In his free time from her, he also does not get bored, pointing at the cereal and rustling in not very places and explaining to older brother Brucie, I don’t know what about myself who imagines where his place is and how to get there faster.

And although to communicate with Mori (the second big man in the Kibbutz family) not as amusing as watching Bulgarin turned on hard rock and cheated by the Frenchman Arno, Lopez climbs with honor into any difficulties and with humor comes out of them. Well, if you have to answer for jokes, then always in your bosom there is an updated sniper rifle, a shotgun with explosive cartridges, sticky bombs and a heavy machine gun that instantly solves all problems. Believe me without these cute toys, you won't get out of the sniper trap and rein in Arab traitors. Yes, and The Ballad of Gay Tony will not seem so bright ...

Although, it would seem, much brighter - before my eyes all the time night clubs are flashing, bullets are flying from golden barrels, loud music is playing, expensive cars rush by at high speeds. Crime ballad in gilded foil, sparkling, caustic, like aqua regia, cruel, but by no means boring - this is what the adventures of Tony Prince and his faithful friend are like.

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