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How I Met Your Mother: The 10 Best Song and Dance Moments
There aren’t many network sitcoms that can boast the breadth and awesomeness of How I Met Your Mother‘s song and dance routines. It’s a tradition the CBS series plans to continue as it kicks off its seventh season this Monday at 8/7c with a big Robin and Barney musical number. Judging by this video preview, another legendary performance is in the works.
To celebrate the show’s latest foray into musical territory, TVLine has compiled a list of HIMYM‘s 10 Best Song and Dance Moments — and there were plenty to choose from!
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10. How I Met Your Theme Song
Episode: “Hopeless,” Season 6 | The cast rocks out, performing the show’s infinitely hummable theme song, which was written by creators Craig Thomas and Carter Bays. Nice touch knocking over the microphone, Ted.
9. Dirty Dancing With Barney
Episode: “First Time in New York,” Season 2 | Neil Patrick Harris gets superimposed into the iconic ’80s film as Barney recalls the (fake) tale of how he lost his virginity. Check out the wizardry it took to pull off the moment below. Color us impressed by – and nostalgic over – the work of the HIMYM special effects department.
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8. “Super Date”
Episode: “Of Course,” Season 5 | Hey, Neil Patrick Harris isn’t the only one in this cast with pipes.
After you get past the foreign translation below, Josh Radnor shows off his very smooth voice as he sweeps Barney away with visions of a super date. The old-school movie-musical magic is undeniable.
7. Barney’s Naughty Holiday Songs
Episode: “Little Minnesota,” Season 4 | With each Christmas visit of Ted’s sister, Barney shows off just how much he wants to get into her pants by changing the words of well-known holiday songs. Anybody who can make a Hanukkah ditty sound dirty deserves props.
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6. “Stand By Me”
Episode: “Cleaning House,” Season 6 | Two guys who know something about vocals – Ben Vereen and Wayne Brady – duet as Barney’s brother (Brady) finally meets his dad.
It’s hard to tell in the video, but the best part of Barney shoving his way into their sweet reunion song is Cobie Smulders desperately trying – and failing – to keep a straight face through Harris’ over-the-top performance.
5. “Best Night Ever”
Episode: “The Sexless Innkeeper,” Season 5 | Marshall’s double date ditty gets the music video treatment in an homage to Extreme’s “More than Words.” In fact, the band’s very own Nuno Bettencourt makes an appearance. To sum it up: Are you free next Saturday?
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4.
“Sandcastles in the Sand” & “Two Beavers Are Better Than One”
Episodes: “Sandcastles in the Sand,” Season 3; “Glitter,” Season 6 | This pair of follow-up Robin Sparkles songs aren’t quite up to par with “Let’s Go to the Mall,” only because the first song was so awesome, it’s nearly impossible to top. But the presence of Tiffany, Alan Thicke and a surprisingly game James Van Der Beek – remember, this was way before his Funny or Die venture – more than makes up for the temporary foray into semi-serious balladry. Meanwhile, it’s just difficult to listen to “Two Beavers Are Better Than One” — the unintentionally dirty theme song to a children’s show — without grinning. We can’t wait to see what other sparkly treasures Barney uncovers in the future.
3. “You Just Got Slapped”
Episode: “Slapsgiving, Season 3 | Marshall commemorates his third slap with an Elton John-esque song, and Barney brilliantly joins in with some pained “ohs” and “ahs.” As if that wasn’t awesome enough, the show also released a music video of Jason Segel singing the tune in a Vegas-worthy white suit as a butler brings him a cocktail and a fur coat. Then, to top it off, the song got a remix for Slap Bet the board game in Season 5. Fun fact: Harris directed the board game tag to prep for his HIMYM directing debut later that season.
2. “Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit”
Episode: “Girls Versus Suits,” Season 5 | The show’s 100th episode featured a musical number so big, it quite possibly topped Robin Sparkles in sheer scope.
With dozens of background dancers, some intricate choreography by Glee‘s Zach Woodlee – please don’t fall off the cab, Neil! – and a fantastic song, the cast and crew bite off quite a challenge and more than deliver on it. Plus, the word “refute” has never sounded better.
1. “Let’s Go to the Mall”
Episode: “Slap Bet,” Season 2 | Was there every any doubt what would top our list? Robin Sparkles’ first appearance came as such an unexpected and hilarious surprise, this is one spoiler we’re glad never leaked. Everything from the lyrics to the dance moves to the ’80s kitsch is so infectious, it makes you want to dig out your old jelly bracelets, find two strangers named Jessica and Tori, and hit the mall.
Bonus: Marshall Dancing
Episode: “OK Awesome,” Season 1 | We just couldn’t bring ourselves not to include this moment from an old Season 1 favorite. Once you see Marshall bust a move, you’ll understand why.
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‘First Time in New York’ Quotes
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Lily: Speaking of first times, we never got to hear your virginity story.
Marshall: That's right, I almost forgot.
Barney: Okay. I was 16, and it was in a baseball dugout...
Marshall: Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Barney: I mean, I was in a subway with a high-priced call girl...
Ted: Risky Business.
Barney: I was accidentally hacking into NORAD'S computer...
Ted: That's War Games, and there's not even a sex scene in it.
Barney: All right! I was 23, and it was with my mom's 45-year-old divorced friend, Rhonda. She called me "Barry" the whole time, and for two weeks, my comforter smelled like menthol cigarettes. You happy?
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Marshall: Hey, why don't you tell us again about your first time at the camp in the Catskills.
Barney: Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's.
Her dad did not approve of our love.
Ted: Did anyone put Baby in a corner?
Barney: Oh, God, no. What can I say, I had the time of my life. True story.
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Barney: There's no way she's above the line on the hot-crazy scale.
Ted: She's not even on the hot-crazy scale. She's just hot.
Robin: Wait, hot-crazy scale?
Barney: Let me illustrate. A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. If she's this crazy, she has to be this hot. You want the girl to be above this line, also known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. This girl I dated, she played jump rope with that line. She'd shave her head, then lose ten pounds. She'd stab me with a fork, then get a boob job.
I should give her a call.
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Quote from The Three Days Rule
Ted: Barney, the three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney: Jesus.
Marshall: Barney, don't do this. Not with Jesus.
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole wait 3 days thing. He waited 3 days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all, "Jesus, what up?" And Jesus would probably be, like, "What up? I died yesterday". And then they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude". And then he would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle. And then, the dude would be, like, "Okay, whatever you say, bro".
Robin: Wow, ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
Barney: And he's not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy doing chores.
Working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days... Three.
Ted: OK, I promise, I'll wait three days. Just please stop talking.
Barney: Plus, it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already. They're all in there, "Oh, no, Jesus is dead". Then, bam! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle. Everyone's totally psyched. And, FYI, that's when he invented the high-five. Three days, Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.
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Patrick Swayze filmography - List of the best movies with Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze was born on August 18, 1952 (Houston, Texas). In 1979, he made his cinematic debut in the film Skatetown. But the real success of the actor was brought by "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost". In the last picture, he starred with two stars - Whoopi Goldberg and Demi Moore.
Films with his participation were released almost every year. The roles of Swayze got the most diverse. Somewhere it was necessary to show drama, and somewhere the comic side of nature. And he did it all to perfection. Especially the actor succeeded in dangerous scenes. He performed all the stunts in the films personally.
The Beast (TV series) (2009)
The ability to persuade is not for everyone, but it is perfectly mastered by the experienced FBI operative working under deep cover, Charles Barker. One day, or not so good, they give him a new partner, or rather, he chooses him, or rather, he thinks so ... The partner, in turn, also thinks that he was chosen by the old operative, but everything is completely different ... This is operative Ellis Dove, beginning to understand when his own FBI agents suddenly attack him on the subway ...
Details and trailer for the movie - The Beast (TV series)
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After 25 years in prison in Los Angeles, Jack Ducheny returns and finds his daughter, whom he never knew.
She works as a stripper and takes care of her sick son, and her dog disappears somewhere, which the undertaker finds and takes for himself. A pastor comes to the undertaker, who decided to commit suicide after the death of his wife, and asks to kill him for $ 50,000. Four "little people" by coincidence meet together on Christmas Eve. Oxide is the last feature film starring Patrick Swayze.
Details and trailer for the film - Oxide (video)
Leap (2007)
Summary of the drama film "Jump". The film is set in 1928 in Austria, when a Jewish youth named Philipp Halsman is accused of murdering his own father during a crime investigation. At that time, anti-Semitic sentiments reigned in the country, which could hardly bring objectivity in relation to the accused to this case. And only a local lawyer, Richard Pressburger, undertakes to help the young man avoid the most severe sentence ...
Details and movie trailer - The Jump
A Million for Christmas (2007)
A rather sad Christmas looms for the Saunders family.
They have just moved from Los Angeles to a new town where they have no friends, no money, no Christmas spirit. And then their mom gets stuck at the airport due to a delayed flight and Christmas shopping falls on the shoulders of dad and kids... And suddenly 12-year-old Brian and 6-year-old Mary find a bag with a million dollars! Life is getting better? No matter how! Two thieves begin to hunt for them, intending to return the stolen money.
Details and trailer for the movie - A Million for Christmas
Be Quiet (2005)
Walter Goodfellow, the parish priest in the small English village of Little Wallop, has long since neglected his marriage to Gloria, and has become so distant from his family that she doesn’t even pay attention to her seventeen-year-old daughter, who meets with might and main with various guys who are not suitable for her, or to Petey’s son, who is afraid to go to school because he is offended there. And Gloria, deprived of her husband's love, begins to fall in love with Lance, an American professional golfer who gives her private lessons.
Details and movie trailer - Be Quiet in a Rag
How I Met Your Mother (TV series 2005 – 2014) (2005)
How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. All the trouble begins with the fact that Ted's best friend, Marshall, suddenly announced that he wants to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Lily, a kindergarten teacher. By then, Ted realizes that he needs to put in more effort if he really hopes to find his true love. Helping him in this search is his friend Barney.
Details and trailer for the film - How I Met Your Mother (TV series 2005 – 2014)
Icon (TV) (2005)
NDPR leader Igor Komarov and General Nikolai Nikolaev, two candidates for the presidency, are striving for power in Russia . In the West, they fear that if Komarov wins, people of “non-Russian nationality” are threatened with genocide, and ex-special agent Jason Monk, who once lived in Russia and was even married here, is sent to Moscow.
Together with the FSB officer Sonya Astrov, the American must find out how likely and how strong the threat of the use of biological weapons by any of the warring political parties ...
Details and movie trailer - Icon (TV)
King Solomon's Mines (TV) (2004)
Some said that the one who found these mines would become the richest man on earth. Others - that a terrible curse will befall him. But none of those who went in search of them came back. One of these brave adventurers who disappeared without a trace in the vastness of the African continent was the father of the beautiful Elizabeth. And who, if not the most famous hunter in these parts, Allan Quatermain, can help his daughter find her missing father? Of course, Allan is well aware of the legend of the mysterious mines of King Solomon.
Details and movie trailer - King Solomon's Mines (TV)
Dragon Ring (2004)
Fantasy adventure film set in medieval England.
At the end of the crusades, the knights George and Tariq return home. But as soon as they set foot on their native lands, they will again have to take up arms. The beautiful princess - the daughter of King Edgar - went missing on the eve of the wedding. Going in search, the knights do not yet know that they have a fateful duel with a fire-breathing dragon, perhaps the last, and therefore the most dangerous representative of its kind.
Details and movie trailer - Ring of the Dragon
Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (2004)
Eighteen-year-old Katie and her family come to Havana from Chicago for a vacation before their first year at a prestigious college. Here she meets Javier, an open and kind guy. Javier works as a waiter at the hotel where Kate lives, but his real passion is dancing. The girl expresses her desire to learn to dance and the young man does not refuse her this, for which he is fired. To save a young man from financial ruin and help him realize his dream,
Details and trailer for the film - Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights
11:14 (2003)
The action of the picture takes place in a small provincial town - Middleton.
At night, a car rushes along the highway at high speed, music plays loudly in its cabin, and a tipsy driver is talking to someone on the phone. The clock is 11:13. Suddenly, on the windshield of the car, someone's body hits. The driver looks at the clock, which shows 11:14, and gets out of the car to see what happened. On the road, he discovers the body of a man, which he hides in the trunk.
Details and movie trailer - 11:14
The Last Dance (2003)
After the death of the maestro of an elite dance troupe on the eve of the world premiere, their former colleagues Travis, Crissa and Max come to the aid of the artists. The scene does not forgive mistakes, but they decide to take a chance by staging a unique composition, which they had to stop working on 7 years ago. Life has given the stars a new opportunity to live out their old dreams, but for Travis and Chrissa, this is also a rare chance to resurrect their passionate love. Now, in order to succeed, they will have to remember the basics of skill.
Details and movie trailer - The Last Dance
Waking up in Reno (2001)
Two married couples - Roy and Candy and their friends Lorrie and Darlene go on a long journey. They have to travel half the country to get to the state of Nevada, where the legendary truck show takes place. Like all couples, they have their secrets and understatements. The main secret is that Candy and Lonnie have been in love with each other for a long time and are literally going crazy that they can't be together. They are very careful to hide their relationship, but this journey will dramatically change the lives of all four.
Details and movie trailer - Waking up in Reno
The Green Dragon (2001)
After the fall of Saigon in 1975, refugee camps lined the United States with 100,000 Vietnamese immigrants. When Tai arrived at Camp Penoleton, he was filled with despair. Jim Lance is a sailor who is in charge of accommodating refugees until sponsors are found to help immigrants integrate into American life.
Lance appoints Ty to the position of translator. Get ready to plunge into this touching story about the relationship of opposite sides, about friendship and a bloody war...
Details and movie trailer - Green Dragon
Donnie Darko (2001)
1988, a small American town. High school student Donnie Darko lives with his parents and two sisters. The guy has some mental problems: from time to time he is visited by visions where a man in a rabbit costume appears. This man one night saves Donnie from possible death by warning him of the danger. Donn soon meets the new girl in their class, Gretchen, and the two become friends. The following events turn out to be completely strange and inexplicable.
Details and trailer for the movie - Donnie Darko
Travel companions (2000)
Ben's ex-lover, Lulu, whom he broke up with fifteen years ago, appears on the threshold of the house of a successful writer Ben.
It turns out that Lulu escaped from the psychiatric clinic to tell Ben the stunning news. When they broke up, the girl found out that she was pregnant. She gave birth to a son and gave him up for adoption, and now she wants to find him. Lulu persuades Ben to travel across the country together to find their almost grown fifteen-year-old son.
Details and movie trailer - The Travelers
Letters from a Killer (1998)
Death row inmate Race Darnell plays a dangerous game by having a frank correspondence with four women and confessing his love to each of them. Once the letters were mixed up, and one of the girls found out about the deception. Enraged, she threatens Darnell with death. Behind bars, this does not bother Race, but ironically, he is free and learns that now he is accused of even more atrocious crimes and traps are set all over the country. Race is forced to search for an unknown avenger.
Details and trailer for the movie - Letters from a Killer
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Black Dog (1998)
Driver Jack Cruz spent 2 years in prison for accidentally hitting a man.
After his release, he continues to be under police surveillance. Soon, circumstances develop in such a way that for the sake of the well-being of his wife and child, Jack agrees to transport a very dubious cargo. His employer, a certain Mr. Kalter, offers him to transport goods from Atlanta to New Jersey. At first, Jack does not even realize that, in addition to cargo, he has a weapon in his trailer, which is very necessary for Kalter.
Details and movie trailer - Black Dog
Three Wishes (1995)
Jeanne Holman's husband died during the Korean War, and she has to raise her two sons, Tom and Gunther, alone. The boys really miss their father - they grow up unsure of their abilities, it seems that they will never succeed. One day, the mother knocks down a passerby - Jack McCloud. Genie feels guilty and asks him to stay at their house until he recovers from his injury. Seemingly an ordinary man, the guest turned out to be a difficult person.
Possessing unique abilities, he made the boys believe in a miracle!
Details and movie trailer - Three Wishes
Legends of the Wild West (1995)
Daniel Hackett, the son of a poor Western American farmer, dreams of escaping the bonds of a difficult peasant life, exchanging a plow and a plow for a faithful horse and freedom. One day, during a particularly difficult time for his family, Daniel begins to dream about the heroes of the Wild West, the legends about which his father told him for long evenings. So the boy meets Pecos Bill, the best revolver shooter, and concurrently the great defender of the weak and the innocent, Paul Bunyan, the forester.
Details and movie trailer - Legends of the Wild West
Wong Foo, thanks for everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Synopsis for "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". Heading from New York to Hollywood for the annual transvestite competition, three "beauties" are forced by chance to stop in the provincial town of Snydersville.
Due to a car breakdown, the trio will have to spend several days in a godforsaken place, but they do not lose heart and get the most out of an unpleasant situation.
Details and movie trailer - Wong Foo, thanks for everything! Julie Newmar
Desperate Dad (1993)
Summary of the film Desperate Dad. Jack Charles is a dissolute father with 3 criminal records and not paying enough attention to his children. After the death of their mother, the children end up in a boarding school, where they are not treated in the best way. Jack decides to kidnap them and, hiding from police persecution, commits a series of reckless acts. He steals cars and boats in a fun and creative way. But gradually the admiration of children is replaced by bitterness that everything is not like others ...
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Pleasure City (1992)
Max Lowe, a young doctor, loses a patient during another operation - a little girl.
After this tragic incident, his patience ends and Max decides to go to India. There, his passport and wallet disappear, besides, he was robbed and his gold medallion was taken off. Now it seems that Max has really lost everything. A peasant comes to the same city with his family, whose farm was taken away for debts. Kind people help a peasant to find a job and become a rickshaw.
Details and movie trailer - Pleasure City
Breaking Tide (1991)
The FBI is investigating a series of bank robberies by a gang dubbed the "ex-presidents" because they wear Richard Nixon masks during the robbery, Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson and Ronald Reagan. Johnny Utah receives a new assignment to the department that is investigating this case. His partner becomes officer Angelo Papas, who has an assumption that the gang members may be related to surfing.
Details and movie trailer - Point Breaking
Ghost (1990)
A happy couple returns home after an evening at the theater.
On a dark alley they are attacked by a robber... Defending himself, Sam dies. Now he is only a ghost, but he can still help his beloved! Ghost Sam learns that his death was not accidental, but Molly is in mortal danger! But for Molly, he is now the "invisible man", whom she does not see or hear. How to warn her about the danger? The only way to contact Molly and send her an important message.
Details and movie trailer - Ghost
Next of Kin (1989)
Two of the extended Gates family live and work in Chicago. Truman is a cop and Gerald is a truck driver. To the mafia businessman John Isabella, son Lawrence comes to Chicago, and John assigns him to the gangster Joey Rossellini, who is distinguished by exorbitant cruelty. Shortly thereafter, Joey kills Gerald Gates in Lawrence's presence, only for not stopping the truck at the request of the gangsters. Truman Gates meets John Isabella.
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Roadside Diner (1989)
Throughout his adult life, Dalton worked as a bouncer, he became a legend in this business and found himself a very strong reputation.
An old acquaintance of his asks him to come to the town of Jasper, Missouri, to help restore his peace in a local very popular bar called Double Help. As a result, his very first appearance becomes a real shock for local bullies and hooligans. But as it turned out, just throwing out all this rabble, this is only half the battle ...
Details and movie trailer - Roadside Diner
Warsaw the Tiger (1988)
The story centers on the life of former drug addict Chuck Warsough (Patrick Swayze). Once upon a time, he brought a lot of grief to his family. It was thanks to him, who shot at his own father, that he remained semi-disabled. After many years of self-destructive existence, Chuck returns to his hometown to ask for forgiveness and re-establish good relations with loved ones. The hero hopes that he can return the favor of the family he treated so badly...
Detailed information and trailer for the movie - Warsow, nicknamed the Tiger
Steel Dawn (1987)
Devastating wars and global cataclysms forever changed the face of the Earth.
In the sands of the vast deserts that cover the planet, the life of a miserable handful of people depends entirely on rare sources of fresh water. In this harsh post-apocalyptic world, the inhabitants of the town of Meridian live in eternal fear of the gang of ruthless Damnil, who rules over their lands. He intends to take away the precious well from the lonely beauty Keishi and her young son. But the plans of the thugs are suddenly disrupted.
Details and movie trailer - Steel Dawn
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Synopsis of the film "Dirty Dancing". Summer 1963. 17-year-old Francis, nicknamed Baby, an innocent spoiled girl from a wealthy family, spends her holidays with her parents at a resort hotel. She meets Johnny, a handsome professional dancer, experienced in matters of life and love. As if bewitched by sexy rhythms and unrestrained R&B dirty dance moves, Baby becomes Johnny's student partner, both in dance and in love.
Details and movie trailer - Dirty Dancing
North and South (mini-series) (1985)
This is the story of the friendship between two American boys who entered the military academy at West Point in 1842.
One of them is a southerner, the son of a slave planter, Orry Mayne, the other is a northerner from Pennsylvania, from a wealthy Democratic family, George Hazard. Over the years before and during the civil war (between North and South), their friendship is tested for strength, and their views on life and characters change. Friends take part in the war with Mexico.
Details and movie trailer - North and South (mini-series)
Youngblood (1986)
Dean Youngblood wants to escape his father's farm, dreams of playing in the Canadian Minor League Hockey, where he wants to become the best player. His half-blind brother Kelly, who once played on the same team before he got injured, tells his father that he will work for two so that Dean can fulfill his dream. The father agrees and Dean leaves. He arrives in town as an innocent boy who is seduced a week later by his landlady, Miss McGill. His teammates laugh at him. He falls in love with the first girl.
Details and trailer for the film - Young Blood
Amazing Stories (TV series 1985 - 1987) (1985)
A very popular and now almanac of mystical stories, which many movie masters had a hand in creating - Steven Spielberg (he directed two episodes , and was also the bearer of the idea and executive producer of the entire series), Martin Scorsese, Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds and many other Hollywood directors. Each episode is a standalone story. The genre direction of the series is not defined.
Details and movie trailer - Amazing Stories (TV series 1985 – 1987)
Red Dawn (1984)
Summary of the film "Red Dawn". On a peaceful morning, from the window of the classroom, schoolchildren suddenly see how a whole army of paratroopers is landing on the usual football ground. The military invasion of the United States has begun! When foreign troops break into their city, eight teenagers run away into the mountains.
Naming their unit after their high school football team, the Wolverines, they start a real guerrilla war to protect their parents, their friends, their country.
Details and trailer for the film - Red Dawn
Extraordinary Courage (1983)
Summary of the action-packed war film "Extraordinary Courage". For more than 10 years, Rhodes has been living in a nightmare - he is looking for his son, whose name was included in the list of "missing" in Vietnam. After desperate appeals to the government, Rhodes decides to solve the mystery of his son's disappearance on his own. After grueling weeks of training, he leaves for Laos. From this moment begins the most difficult Vietnam conflict.
Details and movie trailer - Extraordinary Courage
The Outcasts (1983)
In a small town in Oklahoma, two gangs of teenagers oppose each other, divided according to property. The northern part is inhabited by the poor, the so-called Chukhans, and the southern part by the Majors, who live in rich and prosperous families.
One day, Paniboy and Johnny, part of a gang of chukhans, went to the cinema for an evening session, during which they met girls living in the southern part of their town. A group of majors tracked them down and, in order to teach the insolent men a lesson, attacked the guys on a dark night.
Details and movie trailer - Outcasts
Damn Service at Mash Hospital (1972 - 1983) (1972) X. The characters of the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MESH) try to escape from the hard daily work. This translates into unpredictable and inappropriate behavior, which helps them maintain their sanity in an unhealthy environment.
Details and movie trailer - Mash's Bloody Service (TV series 1972 - 1983)
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Creator of the "Bro Code", author of numerous tricks on chicks, favorite of women and simply handsome Barney Stinson does not cease to amaze with his caustic phrases throughout all 9 seasons of the series "How I Met Your Mother". Below are the TOP 15 best verbal pirouettes from a pickup master in an expensive suit. Check'em out!
God, it's me, Barney. Waddup? I know we don't talk much, though a lot of girls call out your name because of me.
God, it's me, Barney. How are you? I know we don't talk much, although a lot of girls scream your name because of me.
There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.
When will you learn that the only difference between my life and porn is my life has better lighting?
When will you remember that the only difference between my life and porn is better lighting in my life?
Girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still go to the fridge, open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway: but it's all downhill from here.
Girls are like packs of milk. Each one has a sexy expiration date, and yours has expired. I'm not saying that some random guy won't come to the fridge, open you, sniff you, shrug your shoulders, and take a sip anyway: but from now on everything goes downhill.
No part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 per cent. If one of my little Michael Phelps' has got loose, he's swimming for a Gold.
No part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110%. If one of my Michael Phelps (Michael Phelps - American swimmer, multiple Olympic medalist) broke free, he will definitely swim to the "gold".
You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts 12 hours... 14 if you qualify for multiple entries.
You are in the heart of the Country of Bachelors. As a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. You can try to request a sex visa, but it's only valid for 12 hours... 14 if you're applying for multiple border crossings.
I only smoke on certain occasions: post–coital, when I'm with Germans — sometimes the two overlap — coital, that time of year the Mets are mathematically eliminated, pre–coital, and – wait for it, 'cause I sure have – pregnancy scares.
I only smoke on special occasions: after copulation; when I am with German women (sometimes these two points coincide) during copulation; at that time of year, the New York Mets are mathematically out of the league; precoital, and - wait, wait, because I definitely have these fears of pregnancy.
I invest in women who – how can I put this delicately? – they fat! I give them the attention they don't get now, and when they get hot, who do they come to? The guy who gave them attention back when they weren't.
I invest in women who are - how to put it delicately - fat! I give them the attention they're missing right now, and when they get sexy, where will they go? To the guy who gave them attention when they weren't sexy.
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Open your brain–tank brah, 'cause here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge. There are three rules of cheating: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married, it's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels, and it's not cheating if she's from a different area code.You're fine on all three counts.
Open up your brain canister bro because 9 is coming1 octane premium knowledge. Here are the three rules of cheating: it's not cheating if you're not married; it is not treason if her name has two vowels in a row; and it's not cheating if she's from a state with a different area code. You are fine on all three counts.
It’s gonna be legen... – wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is… dairy!
It will be legendary... - wait a minute, and I hope you are not lactose intolerant, because the second part of the word ... darno (dary) is consonant with dairy (dairy products), so Barney jokes about lactose intolerance)!
You don't bring a date to a wedding. That's like taking a deer carcass on a hunting trip.
You can't go to a wedding with someone you're dating. This is the same as taking a deer carcass with you on a hunt.
The rules for dating are the same as the rules for Gremlins. Rule 1: Never get them wet: in other words, don't let her shower at your place. Rule 2: Keep them away from sunlight: i.e., never see them during the day. Rule 3: Never feed them after midnight: meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her. Ever!
The rules for dating are the same as for Gremlins. Rule 1: Never let them get wet: in other words, don't let her shower in your apartment. Rule 2: Keep them out of sunlight: i.e. never meet them during the day. Rule 3: Never feed them after midnight, so she doesn't stay overnight and you don't have breakfast with her. Never!
There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?
There are so many things that can be done with the human mouth. Why waste it talking?
I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it - buck naked! It's going to be awesome.
