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training clothes for women and men
Salsa is a direction that cannot be danced in beautiful or comfortable clothes. It is worth observing both of these points, otherwise how to feel like an incendiary beauty, ready to improvise for hours on the dance floor? Down with sweatpants, oversized t-shirts and sneakers! We will help you choose a comfortable, but, nevertheless, seductive dress.
Clothes for women
Despite all its grace, salsa is, first of all, a form of physical activity. Therefore, the choice of suitable clothing for classes is fundamental. There is definitely no place for tight evening dresses, tight fabrics and a lot of decorating elements. Clothing for Latin American dances is most often flowing soft dresses, fitted simple silhouettes and short, light skirts.
As a rule, dance studios do not set a strict dress code, so you can even come to salsa classes in a tracksuit. But will you feel confident among the beauties in dresses? Therefore, to complete the sensations in the hall, we recommend that you visit a specialized dance store or carefully look in your own wardrobe for the best set of clothing items. Namely:
- Dress . It doesn’t matter what style, the main thing is light and comfortable, not overloaded with fasteners and complex decorations. Clothing should be safe for you and your partner. Remember that the zipper on the hem can catch on, and the brooch can suddenly prick. Salsa involves a lot of fast and sharp movements, so the dress should be as loose as possible, but not too short so as not to make you feel shy and constantly adjust the hem. Shades of pink and purple are considered the most popular for salsa.
- Skirt . If this option is more convenient for you than a dress, it is better to give preference to a free model above the knee. She will spin with you, but with a hem that is too long, there is a risk of getting tangled in her own clothes. A feminine salsa skirt is perfectly complemented by a tight-fitting elastic top with a decollete.
- Leggings and tunic - why not, if you feel confident in this outfit? Pay attention to the fact that leggings fit your curves, and not hang. The tunic should also be chosen from a soft, non-restrictive fabric.
- Shoes . Salsa has no strict requirements in this regard, the focus is again on convenience, so you can dance in both high heels and cute sandals. But the ankle strap should be in any case - on the floor it is a real "safety belt" for your legs. A heel, even a small one, is also an important element that makes salsa more spectacular and feminine. If you and heels are incompatible, then you can come to the first classes at the dance school in ballet flats or sports slippers. Stiletto heels and loose platform sandals are definitely not suitable.
It is better to practice in a dress and on heels, while being able to freely swing your leg, bend over, raise your arms, bend over and sit down deeply. Clothing is suitable if nothing is torn, pulled up or bursting at the seams during these movements. You can safely conquer the dance floor!
Clothes for men
The principle of convenience comes first in the men's wardrobe. Salsa performers usually dance in trousers and a shirt. T-shirts are often used during rehearsals.
- Pants for latin dances are light and elastic. The most popular trouser shades among salsa performers are classic black and shimmery brown. In specialized departments, dance pants are called thigh pants.
- Shirt or T-shirt . There are no special requirements for this element of the dance form, the main thing is that they are comfortable, very free and "breathable" - for the convenience of the dancer himself.
- Shoes . For men, choreographers recommend wearing sports shoes or light shoes with flexible soles for salsa classes. Sneakers with thick rubber soles will definitely not work, just like sandals that do not fix the foot. For performances, only shoes with suede non-slip soles, with Cuban heels 4 centimeters high, are suitable.
As experienced latin players note, when choosing clothes for classes, you should consider not only your own comfort, but also attractiveness for a partner. Salsa is a dance, first of all, a pair dance, but also passionate and incendiary, which means that your “half” on the floor should be pleased to be with you. This should be taken into account when choosing makeup and fragrance for classes in a dance studio. The secret of flirting dance is in the details and your self-confidence!
Which fabric to choose for dancewear
Which fabric to choose dance clothes from
Training costumes are not in vain, although many people neglect them, especially at the beginning of the journey, but in order for classes to be successful and enjoyable, you need to buy dance clothes. The comfort of training and the pleasure of dancing largely depend on this, that is, large non-silhouette T-shirts, shirts, pants are not suitable for professional dancing and only interfere.
Features of the dance uniform
The Komilfo store offers a wide range of dance costumes: many dresses and skirts, leggings, shorts, bodysuits and leotards. Unlike conventional clothing, professional training uniforms are exposed to much more daily wear and tear, sweat, physical strain, and washing. The main thing is that the clothes for dancing meet the necessary requirements:
- Convenience. First of all, the ideal shape for dancing should be comfortable, not hinder movement, pass air well, and absorb moisture. It is advisable to choose elastic fabrics, and also do not forget about the most accurate size.
- Practical. Dancewear is worn on average up to 4 times a week and should be washed after training. Deformation, loss of color, stretching - all this is unacceptable for fabrics from which dance bodysuits, dresses and shorts are made.
- Appearance. Of course, you should like the form, sit on the figure and inspire new victories.
Great importance is attached to the choice of fabric, because the quality and duration of the product depends on it. In the Komilfo store you will find dancewear made from various materials.
In the manufacture of dance clothes, the following are used: knitted materials, lycra, oil fabric. Nets, velvets, tulles, and other materials are used in the decoration of products.
Products containing 80% cotton fibers are an excellent training option for children who are just starting their dance journey. H.b. T-shirts do not have such a silhouette and bright appearance as training products made of synthetic materials, but they provide maximum comfort during training.
Lycra dancewear stands out for its very precise fit on the dancer. The material itself is quite thin and allows you to achieve an optimal fit on the figure. The material has high elasticity, does not hinder movement and is a leader in use in training clothes. Most manufacturers prefer it.
Every year there are more and more training options. Fashion and style trends change, but there are rules that will allow you to make the right decision about choosing training clothes for dance:
- You must like yourself in them
- In the course of long hours of training, there should not be a feeling of discomfort from clothing (it should not rub, fall off, distract attention)
- Clothing must be resistant to washing.